white cis male film studies major who probably watches cinemasins: so you’re telling me you actually liked that movie??? you actually had a good time watching that piece of garbage???
me: yeah you see i have this rare medical condition called Occasionally I Enjoy Things,
sometimes i wake up in the dead of night in a cold sweat and remember the edge of spiderverse comic gerard way wrote that made the evangelion kids canon to the marvel universe
i had to read this sentence four times to comprehend all its individual parts
gerard way is a surprisingly good comic book writer ok
gerard way has always been a comic book author foremost
as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years
this picture literally is divine influence
The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank
honestly i know we joke and obviously amy dunne’s story is like. a dramaticized version of what happens to women in order to illustrate it on a more palpable level because it’s so out of the realm of normality so people don’t think it actually happens etc etc…. but if i can’t ditch the nuance for a sec and just chill out and have a conversation with someone about how and why amy dunne was right then WHAT is the point. like we can dissect the actual themes and overall message of gone girl but at the end of the day it’s way more refreshing to just sit down w a gal pal and be like…. if i ever ask a man what he’s doing with a $1200 laptop and he says “laptopping” i should be able to kill him without any real repercussions. that’s how the world should work
Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)
Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.
remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists
He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.
Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.
lmao it was a sushi blog
